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[alsmom360]

 Heard a funny story on news today, well I thought it was funny, this man's wife didn't

A husband and wife are on a international flight, he falls asleep w/cell phone in his lap.  Now,
in order to unlock it needs HIS fingerprint, so the wife takes the sleeping husband's finger and 
unlocks his phone. I"m sure she suspected this, but she finds out he's cheating on her and
after she finds out, she creates such a catastrophic scene that the plane had to make an
emergency landing in India, I believe. 
Moral of story, don't fall asleep w/ cell phone accessible to wife so she can't get your
fingerprint and above all DON'T CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I caught my first husband cheating but not w/cell phone but with a beeper that could leave digital messages
He had fallen asleep and I slipped it out of it's case on his belt and read messages from another woman.
This was way before cellphones.  I kicked his ass out so fast, I think he was still sleeping.
Now remarried for 23 yrs to a guy that had the same DOB as first husband.......weird, huh?