Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

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The AMA has weighed in on President Barrak Obama's health care proposals for the National Health Service.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any
rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-
sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up."

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and
decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing.

The Ear Nose and Throat specialists didn't
swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill
to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said
"this puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea
was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have
the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes at the Whitehouse.