07-19-2015, 03:21 PM
Why Condoms Come In Packs Of 3,
6 Or 12 ...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-
year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom
display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes,
I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in
this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied. "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for
March......."
****************************
The Irish Girl
An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, Sniff,iff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed, I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check. For me little brother Seamus, this gold
Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club."
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in the Caribbean ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad
The Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff. .
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to
death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug!"
6 Or 12 ...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-
year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom
display, and the boy asks, "What are these,
Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes,
I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in
this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied. "Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for
March......."
****************************
The Irish Girl
An Irish daughter had not been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father yelled at her, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, Sniff,iff...."Dad.....I was too embarrassed, I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are."
"OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million check. For me little brother Seamus, this gold
Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the Limerick Country Club."
She takes a breath and continues, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board me new yacht in the Caribbean ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad
The Girl, crying again, Sniff, sniff...."A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff. .
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to
death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug!"
Semper Fidelis
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