Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

I was offered sex today from a 21 yr old girl. All In exchange for that, allI had to do was was advertise some kind of new cleaner to all of my friends. Oh coarse I refused, because I'm a guy with high moral standards and with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax the super strong bathroom cleaner, now in lemon and vanilla scents.


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>>>> There is a medical distinction between
Guts and Balls.
>>>> We've heard colleagues referring to
people with Guts, or with Balls.

>>>> Do they, however, know the difference
between them?

>>>> Heres the official distinction; straight
from the British Medical Journal: Volume
323; page 295.

>>>>
>>>> GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a
night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to
ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?

>>>>
>>>> BALLS - Is coming home late after a
night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the bum and having the Balls to
say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

>>>>
>>>> I trust this clears up any confusion.

>>>> >>>> Medically speaking, there is no
difference in outcome; both are fatal.