A Few More On Spot Headliners
I wondered how they'd pull it off
![[Image: free_tomato_funny_clipping.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/free_tomato_funny_clipping.jpg)
The secret to a long life?
![[Image: old_pervert_newspaper_clip.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/old_pervert_newspaper_clip.jpg)
Doesn't seem to be a problem in MY neighborhood
![[Image: the_mailman_funny_newspaper.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/the_mailman_funny_newspaper.jpg)
I'd been wondering what those 'thingz' were
![[Image: bugs_flying_around_funny_clip.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/bugs_flying_around_funny_clip.jpg)
My appointment's is next Thursday
![[Image: free_happy_ending_funny_newspaper.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/free_happy_ending_funny_newspaper.jpg)
I guess it's the same for everybody
![[Image: funny_christmas_newspaper_clip.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/funny_christmas_newspaper_clip.jpg)
Hair Dressers for Life... Really!
![[Image: new_customers_wanted_funny_clipping.jpg]](http://www.50-best.com/images/newspaper_clips/new_customers_wanted_funny_clipping.jpg)
Guess which ad I placed
![[Image: funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg]](http://nuckingfutsmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg)
At Least No "One" was Hurt
![[Image: Newspapers%20Ducks.jpg]](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-PHyRhNtGAwo/TYjnYr1l_jI/AAAAAAAAA_U/voRHsE0bdog/s1600/Newspapers%20Ducks.jpg)
Wonder were they got em?
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At least they're 'atempting' to hire?
![[Image: 1058709.jpg]](http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/6/1058709.jpg)
Hey Boss... I'm gonna be sick Friday
![[Image: newsickpolicy.jpg]](http://you-can-be-funny.com/images/newsickpolicy.jpg)
Wave my what??
![[Image: newspapers_02.jpg]](http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20120330/newspapers_02.jpg)
If I had a Dollar for everytime this happened to me... I'd owe a buck...
![[Image: swimmer-trapped-by-beach-balls.jpg]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pohxQOcykmE/U3Na_8b03rI/AAAAAAAAz1I/aWYnjsaJ7iw/s1600/swimmer-trapped-by-beach-balls.jpg)
I wondered how they'd pull it off
The secret to a long life?
Doesn't seem to be a problem in MY neighborhood
I'd been wondering what those 'thingz' were
My appointment's is next Thursday
I guess it's the same for everybody
Hair Dressers for Life... Really!
Guess which ad I placed
At Least No "One" was Hurt
Wonder were they got em?
At least they're 'atempting' to hire?
Hey Boss... I'm gonna be sick Friday
Wave my what??
If I had a Dollar for everytime this happened to me... I'd owe a buck...
Semper Fidelis
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