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Daily Thoughts, Random Thoughts, Venting Area
I travel in a small RV, and am always pro-active about ants.  Nothing in my cupboard is open.  Stuff is in unopened containers, packages, or in plastic canisters with screw on lids. 

When I open anything that can't be totally resealed or canistered, it goes into the fridge--ants don't go into the cold. 
Given all that, last night I saw what looked like a dark spot on a wall, next to my dinette. small, quarter-sized.   Upon closer look it was those tiny ants, I don't know what variety they are, but they are so small you need strong reading glasses or a magnifying glass to identify them as "ant".  I don't think they could get much smaller without becoming a virus or bacteria. 

So, I went into my ant prevent mode, spraying around wheels, and hoses outside, upturning everything.  Spraying with all windows open.  Just a small spot of them. I think they actually came on board on a kleenex I had sitting on the picnic table outside, and were looking for a way out.   Made me think of the old movie the "Amazing Shrinking Man." 

In the final scene, after the guy is still big enough to have to battle a spider with a straight pin, he gets down to atomic size.  There is a parting thought from him about no matter how small he gets, he's still here . . . or there.  Like a quark or something.  Who knows (LuvHandles) how many of those shrunk people are heading toward infinity through the back door.  I hope there was none of them among those ants; because if there was, they will shrink no more. 

Geez, I hate ants.

I'm Spanky, and I approve this vent.
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Cursing - by Spanky - 02-17-2016, 01:33 AM
Ants - by Spanky - 03-25-2016, 07:45 PM
The bolt that wouldn't budge - by Spanky - 08-28-2016, 11:00 PM
Checking in - by Spanky - 09-19-2016, 07:35 PM
Thanks everyone - by Spanky - 09-20-2016, 07:29 PM
Grownups say the darndest things - by Spanky - 10-02-2016, 03:50 PM
Black Opium - by Spanky - 12-16-2016, 05:00 PM
Fat Oprah - by Spanky - 01-18-2017, 03:31 AM
RE: Fat Oprah - by Spanky - 01-18-2017, 08:26 PM

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