05-29-2023, 08:53 AM
They are each Fifty-Three years of age.
They got up that morning, showered for eight seconds in cold water so as not to waste it, got dressed in clothing made by children in a Third World Country, had breakfast consisting of wet potting soil mixed with roots from the trees that were “so cruelly chopped down” (to free Widow Myrtle Osterpickle from her home, where she had been trapped for three days after a recent hurricane) then they drove (using gasoline) to the D.C. Art Gallery. They then entered the building, and sprayed paint (full of chemicals) on an exhibit’s casing. Then they “beat up” the exhibit, Edgar Degas’ sculpture “Little Dancer, Aged Fourteen.”
Why?
Because they believe “climate change” needs to be declared an emergency because “it is going to cause famine, floods, droughts and destruction unless we act now.”
This is why our children are doing things like eating Tide Pods.
They got up that morning, showered for eight seconds in cold water so as not to waste it, got dressed in clothing made by children in a Third World Country, had breakfast consisting of wet potting soil mixed with roots from the trees that were “so cruelly chopped down” (to free Widow Myrtle Osterpickle from her home, where she had been trapped for three days after a recent hurricane) then they drove (using gasoline) to the D.C. Art Gallery. They then entered the building, and sprayed paint (full of chemicals) on an exhibit’s casing. Then they “beat up” the exhibit, Edgar Degas’ sculpture “Little Dancer, Aged Fourteen.”
Why?
Because they believe “climate change” needs to be declared an emergency because “it is going to cause famine, floods, droughts and destruction unless we act now.”
This is why our children are doing things like eating Tide Pods.