Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Where Does Poo Come From?


A father was finding a little peace and quiet on the toilet
with the door shut when his 4 year old girl knocked on
the door and asked...
"Daddy, where does poo come from?"

He thought about it and decided to be honest
with her as she was growing up fast.

He said,
"Well Honey, you eat your food and it travels down
to your stomach and gets churned up as it continues
to travel through your body into your intestines and
comes out as waste from your bottom."
His little girl started crying and ran off.

He felt awful so decided to finish up and go and see if
she was alright. Before he could pull his pants back up
his daughter returned to the door sobbing.

Through the tears and sobs she asked,
"But Daddy..(sniff)..then where (sniff)..
does Tigger come from?"









*****



The Telephone



Having just moved into his new office,
a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at
his desk when an airman knocked on the door.

Conscious of his new position,
the Colonel quickly picked up the phone,
told the airman to enter, then said into
the phone,
"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon
and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime,
thank you for your good wishes, Sir."

Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed
the young enlisted man,
he asked, "What do you want ?"

"Nothing important, sir,"
the airman replied,
"I'm just here to hook-up your telephone."



*****



An Amish Boy and His Father




An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and back together again.

The boy asked,
"What is this, Father?"

The father
(never having seen an elevator)
responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button.

The walls opened and the lady rolled between
them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number
and then as these numbers began to light in reverse order.

The walls opened up again and a
beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son,
"Quick, go get your Mother".