Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Never buy Cheap Socks Again!!!








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So I got a GAs Station Job One Summer


One week an older guy drove up
and said he wanted a fill-up.

Then he got out of the car with an umbrella,
opened it,
and followed me around as I worked,
holding the umbrella over my head
to keep the sun off me.

I awkwardly thanked him as he
paid his tab and drove away.

A week later,
he came back for a fill up.

Again,
he got out of the car with the umbrella
and opened it,
but this time he just stood there
watching me work.

I asked,
“So you’re not gonna use that to keep
the sun off me this time?”

He retorted,
“Watch it, young man.
Fuel me once, shade on you.
Fuel me twice, shade on me!”


*****


A Country Boy Went to the City to Look
For a Job

He finally got an interview.

He never held a corporate job before
so he took tips from his friend about
how to conduct himself in the interview.

But when he came back from the interview,
he looked defeated.

His friend asked:
"Why do you look so disappointed?
Didn't the interview go well?"

Timmy:
"Yes, it went all well.
But I think at the end of the interview
I messed up."

Friend:
"What did you do?

Timmy:
"She asked me to show my testimonials.
I think I ended up showing her the wrong thing!"


*****


Last week the cops busted a barber in the area
for selling drugs!

I've been a customer of his for
20 plus years!

I never knew he was a barber