Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

What do french people call Marijuana?
Oui'd


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I've been 14 years of marriage.
I didn’t realize I had broken two mirrors in my life.


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My little daughter came to me all excited, saying,
“Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I’ll be this August!”

I chuckled,

“Oh I don’t know princess, why don’t you tell me?”
She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers.

It’s now three hours later,
the police are annoyed and
she still won’t say where she got them!


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Why is Ireland the wealthiest country in the world?
because its capital is always dublin.



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What is the similarity between a bank and sex?
In both cases, you lose interest after a withdrawal.



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My wife told me we should split up because
I keep pretending to be a detective
I said good idea,
we can cover more ground that way



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Today I saw two blind guys fighting...
Should've seen their faces when I said
"My money's on the one with the knife"

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