07-13-2021, 09:04 PM
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg