Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

An Australian goes on holiday in New Zealand and is driving around the beautiful countryside,
until he sees a New Zealand farmer having sex with a sheep in the middle of a field.
He stops the car, rolls down the window and hangs an elbow out.

He calls out to the farmer,
'You know mate, in Australia we shear them!'

The farmer yells back,
'I'm not shearing this with anyone!'


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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She says to the saleswoman,
"I would like to buy pink curtains to fit my computer screen".

The surprised saleswoman replies:
"But, Madame, computers don't need curtains"!!!

And the blonde says,
"Helloooo....I've got Windows!", on my computer