Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

hehehehehe ... Always some great ones my Sister

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a
sales representative for a large firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
"This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools;
your recommendations are wonderful, and
your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without
a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position,
and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off
potential customers.
I’m sorry...we can’t hire you."

"But wait," he said.
"If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!"

The interviewer said,
"Really? Great! Show me!"


So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and
begins pulling out all sorts of condoms:
red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms;
finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.


"Well," said the interviewer,
"that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company,
and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!"


He was shocked and asked,
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!"

The interviewer said,
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"


"Oh, that," he sighed.
"Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?"