Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

I was quite young when I first "tied the knot"
and so was my pick...

I told her one day that I would like some mashed potatoes
for the evening meal.

She asked me, "How do I start to make them, does it take this whole
10 pound bag?"

I said, "No... Just peal half of them and boil them."

This is what I found when I came home from work the evening.





And that's when the fight started