Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Survivor:
Texas Edition


Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,
Texas is planning to do one entitled:
"Survivor - Texas Edition".

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas then drive a circuit to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Brownsville, Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa,
Midland, Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilene, Fort Worth and then, finally,
back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

01. "I'm A Democrat"
02. "Amnesty For Illegals"
03. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
04. "Boycott Beef"
05. "I Voted For Obama"
06. "George Strait Sucks"
07. "Elect Hillary In 20 20 "
08. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
09. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love ObamaCare and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14. "Islam Is The Religion of Peace"

- and the last sticker is;


15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"


The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.