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U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.
The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts:

“Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts,
"Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim
the territory taken by the USA during the 1800's."

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.

When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the
loud-hailer and asks,
"Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts,
"No, we’re the last 4.
The other 20 million are already there.”


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The Texas Department of Transportation (TxDOT)
found over 200 dead crows on Highway 281 this past week, and
there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.


A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and,
to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).

The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis
it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been
killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

TxDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause
for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill,
they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah",
not a single one could shout "bike"!!!