As always.... You find the best memes my Sisters ...
Oh, and that restaurant? I have been there...Arroyo's ...
that guy has some of the funniest sayin's on his board...
A new one it seems like everyday!!!
Oh, and that restaurant? I have been there...Arroyo's ...
that guy has some of the funniest sayin's on his board...
A new one it seems like everyday!!!
01. What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A pat on the head
02. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
03. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer
04. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we'll go places
05. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
06. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsillitis
07. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
08. What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
You are so last season
09. What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
10. What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can't beat it
A pat on the head
02. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.
03. Why did nobody bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
They were two deer
04. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we'll go places
05. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles
06. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsillitis
07. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
08. What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
You are so last season
09. What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
10. What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can't beat it
Semper Fidelis
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