Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?



    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW

to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark

for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find

the &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But, if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged

to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND

UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE

NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE DAMN GARBAGE!!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE

ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!!  AND DON'T EVEN GET ME

STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!!!! . .



'I'm sorry. What was the question?