Humorous Smilies

[IceWizard]

It had been snowing all night - So .....................:

8:00 am I made a snowman.

8:10 am A feminist passed by and asked me why
I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 am So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 am My feminist neighbor complained about the
snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified
snow women everywhere.

8:20 am The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and
moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 am The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 am The vegans at the end of the lane complained about
the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate
snow figures with.

8:28 am I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 am The Muslim gent across the road demands
the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 am The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 am The feminist neighbour complained again that the
broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed
because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 am The council equality officer arrived and threatened
me with eviction.

8:45 am TV news crew from the ABC shows up.
I am asked if I know the difference between
snowmen and snow-women?
I reply, 'Snowballs' and am now called a sexist.

9:00 am I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up
trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 am I am asked if I have any accomplices.
My children are taken by social services.

9:29 am Far left protesters offended by everything are
marching down the street demanding for me
to be beheaded.


Moral:
There is no moral to this story.