06-30-2019, 07:01 PM
I am truly sorry for that "monk" joke ... It got me as well 
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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the US prison service for not servicing the electric chair.
He said that in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
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A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor.
As they spoke, her Little Johnny would clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room,
yet she made no attempt to restrain him.
Soon they heard some clattering in an adjoining room but still she did nothing.
Finally, after an extra loud crash, the woman casually told the doctor "I hope you don't mind my little Johnny playing in there".
"No, not at all" said the doctor calmly. "I'm sure he'll calm down as soon as he finds the poison".
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like.
The first vampire responds "I vould like some blood".
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like.
The vampire responds "I vould like some blood".
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like.
The vampire responds "I vould like some plasma".
The waitress looks up and says
"Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
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Paddy, the electrician, got sacked from the US prison service for not servicing the electric chair.
He said that in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
***********************************************************************
A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor.
As they spoke, her Little Johnny would clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room,
yet she made no attempt to restrain him.
Soon they heard some clattering in an adjoining room but still she did nothing.
Finally, after an extra loud crash, the woman casually told the doctor "I hope you don't mind my little Johnny playing in there".
"No, not at all" said the doctor calmly. "I'm sure he'll calm down as soon as he finds the poison".
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like.
The first vampire responds "I vould like some blood".
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like.
The vampire responds "I vould like some blood".
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like.
The vampire responds "I vould like some plasma".
The waitress looks up and says
"Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
***********************************************************************
A Few of the New Products
Semper Fidelis
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