06-01-2019, 04:46 AM
(06-01-2019, 12:11 AM)Linville Wrote:(05-31-2019, 05:39 PM)Audrey Hepburn Wrote: It's BAASTON. This is something I heard in Chicago when some Southies came to visit.
HEY, HOW FAA TO THE NEXT BAA. I CAN'T FIND MY CAA.
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“HEY YOUS GET IN DA CAHHHHHHHH WE GOIN TO DA BAHHHHHHHHH!!!”
"I'll be designated drivah. So which place? The one we went last Mahch...
yeah Im getting it.
Yeah, you're kinda mixing,Boston with Chicago. Chicago doesn't care--we'll just,ignore ya. But,be,careful in Beantown. They'll start a fight,just,for,something to do. And I'm totally serious. Last time I,was in Boston, I got to Fenway at,the,6th inning. At Wrigley scalpers will sell ya a ticket for $10 that,late in the game. Also in Chi town if u aren't interested in the price they say, you keep walking. Not Boston. I offended a scalper in the 6th inning bc he still wanted $60 for a shit seat. So I kept walking and, the f*in guy followed behind me, screaming that maybe I should go to a movie if I expected a Red Sox ticket for cheap, even in the,late innings. I finally had to address him as a "lady" (in Boston terms, lol) and he finally walked away.
However, after Wrigley Field, Fenway is the best ball park I've been in. Yes, I actually made it inside several times.

