Humorous Smilies

[Linville]

Oh my gosh, Popster, yes the look on that poor BloodHounds face is priceless!

So glad it gave you a laugh, it is good for the soul to have a good laugh but not at anyones expense only one that is in *good* humor, that is not hurting anyone.
well I guess I should have put that in the rant of the day section, ha ha….
never mind…..let me find a funny…….hmmmm

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[IceWizard]

[IceWizard]

Does this hit close??

[IceWizard]

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.

It was only when I had my trousers
round my ankles,

that I realised she wanted to rent her
spare room out!!


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Anybody need a ride???

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[Linville]

oh, Kittycat, that is too bad you cannot post a pic from phone…hmmm sometimes it so hard to figure out the special ways things have to be done , ugh.

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here is one I will post that got me a chuckle…

[IceWizard]

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These ObamaCare doctos:::

Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very
good! If you tell him you want a second
opinion, He'll go out and come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice
for three years before he realized she was
Chinese.

Another time, he gave a patient six months
to live. At the end of the six months, the
patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor
gave him another six months.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came
in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here
who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said,
"Tell him I can't see him."

Another time, a man came running in the
office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor! - my son
just swallowed a roll of film!" The doctor
calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what
develops."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I
have a serious memory problem." The
doctor asked,"When did it start?" The man
replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a
ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these - If they don't work, give
me a ring."

Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards. The doctor simply
said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you
later."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two
places, He told me to stop going to those
places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You
wait a month and a half for an appointment,
then he says, "I wish you had come to me
sooner."

[Popster]

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[Charon]

darn, u all have great ones. i thank u all.

Ice: I think u gave me some material my good sister can share with her church friends.

awesome.

[Linville]

A funny for you……