Humorous Smilies

[willie33]

[Linville]

Here you go willie....

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[IceWizard]

Hahahaha ... Thise are some good ones indeed....

Willie... I can especially relate to the beer!!

Ice

[Popster]

Hmmmm!!!!

   

[IceWizard]

Ain't it the beautiful truth!

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age." the mother replied, "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says,"Then how much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business!"

Undaunted, the little girl asks,"Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's quite enough questions, young lady! Honestly"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her,"The little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "All you need to do is look at her driver's license.vIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.!"

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks,"How did you find that out?!" '

"I also know that you weigh 130 pounds!"

The mother is past surprised and shocked now."How in Heaven's name did you find that out?"

Then the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce too!"

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in Sex!", she said with a smile.

[Linville]

ha ha Funny Ice.

An F in sex, hmmmm

Ain't It The Truth, ****

[Linville]

A coffee funny.


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[IceWizard]

Money has many many names...

In temple or in church, it's called donation.

In school, it's fee.

In marriage, it's called dowry.

In divorce, alimony.

When you owe someone money, it's debt.

When you pay the government, it's tax.

In court, it's fines.

To civil servant retirees, it's pension.

Employer to workers, it's salary.

Hourly payment, it's wages.

To children, it's allowance.

When you borrow from bank, it's loan.

When you offer after a good service, it's a tip.

To kidnappers, it's ransom.

Illegally received in the name of service, it's bribe or corruption.

The question is:::

"When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it!?"

ANSWER:::

Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to do his duty because wives are not DUTY FREE ....

[willie33]

[IceWizard]

So now you know...



I know the feeling!!



Really?



Coincidence?