Humorous Smilies

[Popster]

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[IceWizard]

At Least He's Got A Positive Attitude!

Wednesday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in a hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

So, I managed to mumble,

“Can I feel your boobs, then?”


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Why all the SCREAMING?




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I can relate!!


 


Talk about frivolous lawsuits


 


I'm not even sure what I do see?!
 

[Popster]

How ya doing ?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!"

But, enough about me.

How are you doing?"

[IceWizard]

LOL.... That's funny stuff...

(I'm gonna be tellin this one.. Thanks Popster )

Ice

[IceWizard]

Really ... Y'all give me a break


 


That's what I'm talkin about





Not me... A real mom





Need A Little Help Here!!

Dear Sirs.

I recently updated from GFriend 7.0 OS to Wfe 10 and I find, to my chagrin and amazement, that the new OS has started some unexpected changes and sub routines that have only gotten worse as time goes by to the point my new OS has downloaded a hidden app; by the name BaBy 1.0 which takes an unbelievable amount of Hard Disk space, drains my resources and slows quite alarmingly my OS.

Furthermore, Wfe 10 installed itself permanently in my RAM and during startup it monitors all appliances and system activities such as:

-Beer with the guys 10.3

-Night out 2.5

-Sunday Soccer 5.0

They no longer work properly and my system crashes every time I try to run them.

Every now and then, a Trojan called Mth-In- Lw surfaces shutting ports and connections and puts everything in standby making Wfe 10 act in the most unpredictable way and blocking every command I try.

I’m considering going back to my previous OS. G Friend 7.0 but I can’t seem to be able to uninstall Wfe 10.

Could you please help me?

Dear User

Yours is a very common complaint among the users of Wfe 10. It is mostly due to a basic misconception. Most people go from any early version of GFriend to Wfe 10 believing the latter is an entertaining and useful appliance, but they are not aware it is actually a complete Operative System designed to control the WHOLE environment.

It is very unlikely you can remove Wfe and go back to GF. It´s nearly impossible to get rid of those files once installed.

Same with MIL which is indeed a Trojan that will run in your RAM for as long as Wfe does.

Some have tried formatting at low intensity, so to be able to install GF Plus or Cheat 2.0, but that brings more trouble than you already have.

(Check the manual for “Alimony” and “Children Care”)

Try instead installing some additional performance boost software, such as Begging Forgiveness Exe, Flowers 5.0 or Jewels 2.3.

Some reports exist claiming the success of Whatever You Say version 9.7. It is also advisable to avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key.

Never ever install ShortSkirtedSecretary 3.3, FriendlyGirl 6.9 or OutWithTheGuys 4.6 Those programs DO NOT work in a Wfe 10 enviroment and may cause irreversible damage to your OS.

If all fails, you might try (At your own risk) Celibate 1.0

Thanks and please drive through....

[Charon]

oh damn, Ice, those were good. really well thought out the last one.

thank u all. u make this forum. all of u whom contribute so much.

[IceWizard]

How about a little "Rock and Roll"





I had no idea... That's why they make the big bucks





Man they're good!





Let me give you a hint... IT'S CRAP!





Maybe he needs to pick up a copy?





And I thought TSA had trouble





Wonder what...er... Who the "special" is

[IceWizard]

Just can't help myself...



Surely no one here has THIS problem





Ok... Who snapped MY pic!!





A little something to teach the kids





Ugh oh





Sign found in a Mexican resturant





Should have hung it here





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Man do I know this feeling... Lol



         

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[Charon]

awesome. dunno how u find these all. but very glad u do!

[Popster]

those newspaper clippings are too much