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03-06-2021, 09:43 PM
   
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03-07-2021, 02:06 AM
(03-05-2021, 10:56 PM)IceWizard Wrote:
These are hilarious!  
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I'm I the only one that sees the resemblance?



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03-07-2021, 02:13 PM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2021, 05:10 PM by IceWizard.)
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the
best fish and chips she's ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.
She is met by two brothers

"Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles".

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for
a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted.
Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied "Well, I'm the fish friar".

She turns to the other brother and says
"Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk".

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A child asked his father
"How were people born?"

So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their
babies became adults and made babies, and so on".

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now".

The child ran back to his father and said
"You lied to me!"

His father replied
"No... your mum was talking
about her side of the family..."


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03-08-2021, 04:13 PM (This post was last modified: 03-08-2021, 06:31 PM by IceWizard.)
This guy is a hoot!!!

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A child asked his father "How were people born?"

So his father said "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became
adults and made babies, and so on".

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question
and she told him
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now".

The child ran back to his father and said
"You lied to me!"

His father replied "No...
your mum was talking about her side of the family..."

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03-09-2021, 03:57 AM
A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. 
When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. 
“What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker.
“It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”
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03-09-2021, 05:20 AM (This post was last modified: 03-09-2021, 05:31 AM by willie33.)
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03-10-2021, 02:50 AM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2021, 02:59 AM by Atlantan07.)
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs."
That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
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03-10-2021, 04:11 AM (This post was last modified: 03-10-2021, 04:12 AM by ColdNorth.)
(03-10-2021, 02:50 AM)Atlantan07 Wrote:
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs."
That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
I hate to say this but it took me awhile to get the eyebrow joke - I must be losing it, when I finally got it I felt kind of dumb. I love it!
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#3,389
03-11-2021, 04:06 AM
"What happens when a strawberry crosses the road?"
A traffic jam!
on a side note...makes me want to go get a pb&j sandwich I haven't had in a while... "tummy making noises"
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03-11-2021, 11:04 AM (This post was last modified: 03-11-2021, 11:04 AM by IceWizard.)
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